Bunte Boys' Dictionary

What they say...      What they mean...

Lion guard (from a cartoon) = Life Guard

Movie gator or thegater=  Movie theaters

Owls = [Essential] oils

PBS = VBS (Vacation Bible School)
Cap it = Snap it or fasten it
Playing awesome = Playing possum
Elligator = Elevator
Minion = Menu
Nerf pool = Birth pool
Stunk = Skunk
Bleshew = Sneeze (as in "bless you," but used as a verb. "Can you get me a kleenex? I bleshewed."
Spasketti = spaghetti
Mustachios = Pistachios